I’ll be honest, I don’t actually go shopping on Black Friday. This gal needs all the sleep she can get. I can’t stay up all night or wake up super early, even if it is to go shopping. Also, I’m afraid I might get trampled on in all the frenzy. I imagine Black Friday shoppers like cheetahs in the wild, fighting over a dead animal. I feel like I would be the weakest member of the heard and the first to die. Anyways, if I were brave enough to venture out to the stores on Black Friday, this is what I’d wear. A blanket scarf that can double as a blanket in case I get tired while waiting in the massive lines, hot cocoa because it’s delicious and I don’t drink coffee (but if I did drink coffee, I would want coffee to help keep me awake), and sneakers (with my custom orthotics in them) so I could run through the crowds to get the best deals. Also, a taser so I could taser someone if they try to cut in front of me. Is tasing people allowed? Maybe it’s in everyone’s best interest that I don’t go Black Friday shopping.
Black Friday Sales Happening NOW!: American Eagle | 40% off + free shipping with code: GOBBLEUP ends: 11/30 J. Crew Factory | 50% off + free shipping with code: THANKS ends: 11/30
Madewell | 25% off with code: GIFTON ends: 11/30 Pink Mascara | 25% off with code: CYBERMONDAY ends: 12/2 French Connection | 30% off with code: 30FCBF ends: 11/28 J. Crew | 30% off select full-price styles & extra 40% off sale + free shipping with code: HOLIDAY ends: 11/30 Kate Spade Saturday | 30% off + free shipping with code: DEALME ends: 11/30
More current sales ending soon: Nordstrom | up to 40% off! Piperlime | extra 40% off with code: EXTRACHIC ends: today 11/26 Old Navy | 30% off with code: EARLYBIRD ends: today 11/26 Gap | 30% off ends: today 11/26