August 18, 2014
I bet you didn’t know I can predict the future, did you? Kind of like Alice in Twilight. Don’t believe me? I will convince you: I wore this outfit the day my niece, Stevie Rae, was born. My sister and her husband chose not to find out what they were having (well, obviously they knew they were having a baby human but they didn’t know if their baby human would be a boy or girl) but me?… I guessed a girl from the very beginning. Even when every other person on earth thought they were having a boy, I knew they were all wrong. So obviously when my sister went into labor, I had to throw on something pink. And when the doctor came out and told us the baby human was a girl just like I had predicted, I threw my fists in the air and yelled, “I was right!!!” You heard it here first folks, I can predict the future. I didn’t predict that my sister be two weeks early or that her baby would flip in her stomach at the very last minute (like 10cm dilated last minute) and be breach and require an emergency c-section but I did predict that the baby would be a girl so yeah, I’d say I’m a legitimate fortune teller.
Floral Tassel Kimono c/o Choies
Black Crop Top | similar
J Brand Jeans | similar
Black Purse c/o Oasap